I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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