NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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