They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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