Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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