weddingsv make me drug and hornr
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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