it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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