Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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