She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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