she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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