I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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