I'm eating all of the evidence.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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