He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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