do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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