The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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