you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
FUCK WHALES
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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