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Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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