Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
