This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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