Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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