I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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