I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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