just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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