This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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