I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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