I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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