This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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