I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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