Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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