People with herpes should wear stickers.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
ttyl tear gas
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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