So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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