I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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