White coat. Heels.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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