I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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