Plan B is the new Plan A
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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