Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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