I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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