since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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