Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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