found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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