tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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