how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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