Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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