Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
She needs sedatives and a leash
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
