You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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