You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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