i don't like sucking hair
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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