new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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