Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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