The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
did i just pee glitter
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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