whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
As shirtless as possible
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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