The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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