im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I wish you could order shots online.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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