I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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