Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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